Hahr harh. Lol theres this super funny thing in some tuition advertisment. Its called the royal flush. Its like a resolution or something.
Haha read it and be motivated! My Resolve
Procrastination is a sin led by sloth. If only I had started studying earlier, perhaps I could have gotten more than just a B. I will start studying and stop procrastinating by _(dd/mm).
Shall I fail to do as the above mentioned, may I be cursed by one or more of the following options.
a) Gain 10kg and wallow in my fats.
b) Gain an additional 50 unglam pics on facebook.
c) Be blessed with plentiful smiles from members of the same gender.
d) Be caught digging my more and smelling my armpits and posted on youtube.
e) Smile to girl/guy of my dreams, without realizing there's kangkong between my teeth.
f) Others : please specify
g) All of the above.
Please circle your choice(s)
Agreed by (name) (NRIC) (Signature)
I sincerely hope and look forward to my friend (above) receiving the above fate(s) if he/she procrastinates on his/her studies.
Witness: (name) (NRIC) (Signature)
Haha lol. This is veh funny. And I am like going to fail eoys and get retained. What a terrible fate awaits me! Then I will lose everything I ever wanted. What shit lah, all the papers are like the hardest in st nicks history lor. I will be the best failure manzx. I will see my handphone number when I stand on the weighing scale haha.

Today is like the worst day of my life lah it is one tragedy after another kay like so there was the stupid train which make me die of fright almost which then made me so freaked that I cannot do the chinese paper properly yeah so I failed lah then I went to like the library to mug the chem which still never make sense to me then I go to the hougang station to buy bubble tea. Yes then I got scolded by the bubble tea maker lah. Stupid lah she is giving a terrible end to my tragic day kay. So I buy the bubble tea right. Then she make. And she ask. Ni de cha yao fang zhen zhu mah. Ok so I said yes. Then like 3 seconds later I ask, ru guo fang pearl yao jia qian mah. Then fuck she said yao jia san mao. Ni yao fang ma. So I said ke shi ni fang le. Then she said ni zai jiang shen me zhe ge shi ying jing you de ni yao jia ma. Then I said bu yao bu yao. Walao eh then she scold me eh ni bu yao lang fei wo de shi jian hor. Then everybody was like staring at me like I am being a difficult customer or what leh. Fuck this manzx is this my fault anot. Is the bubble maker dont know how talk properly right. Where got my fault. Really leh. Its not like I dont want pay or never pay rights. Stupid bubble makers

Oh my. I almost died in the train today. :-( it is a very important day in the history of my life on the face of this planet.

Today the sickening physics teacher said " ok I've given you the answers. You can check it out at home. " words of wisdom man. What she means is " dont come for my physics classes ah. Go memorize answer sheets." this is verbal irony manzx. She has just wasted our time at the tuition centre doing stupid mcqs and not going through the questions. I have tons of papers at home with all the answers and no solutions. What is the use of her manzx. Ok as I am typing this in the toilet she is standing beside me wtf. And she says to the other teacher " they should reduce our hours....its very disturbing" see how slacky she is. Ok I am never using the same toilet as her I am sure her excrement is as black as her heart her brain and the rest of her. I would not be surprised if she dies of heatstroke because every part of her is so black that she absorbs all the heat from the face of this planet and the equator there is no need for air conditioning wherever she goes man. She can really greatly reduce the effects of global warming see she is good for something after all

every night i wake up and i am terrified for no reason, no reason whatsoever.

I dont know why the tuition centre has such shitty physics teachers that destroy students lives. She is not responsible at all. Like saying she is shitty is a big fat understatement already okay. So what if she can teach jc level. Is that a fucking big deal. Just because we dont pay as much. Just because we are the poverty ridden people. She can refuse to answer our questions? Why is the education system like that right. Is not like I never pay tuition fees. Isnt it like since we are willing to learn she should teach us. So I take my schools physics paper and asked her just one fucking mcq question. She said. Thats your school work right. FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF. Fuck you seriously. Is it so hard to teach me one question. Why wont you let me pass one physics test right. It is like she is doing me a great big favour by telling me to go home and self study and be an independent individual. So apparently havent I blew all the stupid money for this. For the very high qualification teacher to scold and criticize us for our laziness
when she is the lazy and fucked up shit herself. Isnt that fucking ironic hahaha. Why do I need her. Why. I am being condemned to the lowest form of life begging her to save me with her brilliant knowledge. If I fail that is my problem because she has already taught what she has to. What the heck. Look at the shit that is posted on the wall of the centre and I quote. 'Teaching is a vocation. We impart knowledge in the best possible way to help the students. We do not want to cheat students of their fees and time here.' HOW TRUE. How can they glorify such shitty teachers? Okay maybe she isnt obliged to teach me school stuff because its not in the centre's syllabus. But how come she is allowed to excuse herself from class to see a doctor for her 'rash' as she claims. Without giving us a replacement lesson. And you know whats her policy? You dont come for extra lesson you dont get the worksheet. Like it will kill her to donate us a few pieces of a4 paper. How can such human beings exist as teachers who are responsible for educating the future generation. I need to know why before I can pass physics

If I am going to be a failure. I am going to be the best failure there is. How badly am I going to die, that is the question. With only a few days left and not understanding nuts about maths, I should really start considering a career without math or like go and die. Or waste a year of my life relearning every single thing. I cannot think. Cannot pass. See, I have tried my best. And best is not enough. It is never enough. My life depends on eoys. Meaning I will like die.