"While i wooed, playing Bach was a tatic,
Causing orgasms intergalatic.
But when Beethoven played,
I never got laid;
Ludwig's music was anti-climatic"
"Excitable mathematicians
fuck in only prime numbered positions.
For the factor while screwing,
Would so heighten their wooing
As to cause premature sperm emissions"
"Demosthenes mastered motion
Through the ancient Greek art of fellation,
As he tried to emote
With that cock down his throat
He improved his syllabification"
"Said Pinocchio's lover, midst sighs,
My puppet's technique takes the prize.
He gives me full measure
Through dishonest pleasure.
I sit on his face and he lies"
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Sunday, February 12, 2012
认命吧
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is this fate? and how much more can i accept?
is this fate? and how much more can i accept?
i hate my family. i hate the way i was brought up. i hate my personality. i hate the way i feel. i hate the way i talk. i hate the way i do things. i hate everything
okay? i want to move out. though i am very sad that i cannot go to rivervale plaza compass point but at least i am relieved of this shit forever and ever bitch bastards fuckers i hate them
fuck mily .
lets play happy fuckmilies all over again shall we.
why the fuck do i have to do every shit while you sit around on your fat ass slobbering everywhere.
i feel so fucking angry. so much hatred.
okay? i want to move out. though i am very sad that i cannot go to rivervale plaza compass point but at least i am relieved of this shit forever and ever bitch bastards fuckers i hate them
fuck mily .
lets play happy fuckmilies all over again shall we.
why the fuck do i have to do every shit while you sit around on your fat ass slobbering everywhere.
i feel so fucking angry. so much hatred.
i dont like facebook. it makes me feel exceedingly lonely.
photos of happy people in happy groups in happy schools engaging in happy activities and having happy smiles.
and i am not in those pictures.
like a loner.
like if maybe got photos of sad people in sad groups in sad schools engaging in saddening activities having sad smiles then facebook would be a more wonderful platform to socialize right.
RIGHT.
and i didnt go for MG outing ): should have gone though. i am so so sorry lah they bought tickets for me and i didnt go because i didnt feel like. shit lah i am like a blardy asshole wtf. dont know what people think of me last time but now shit lah now i am no longer seen as a good person. never was.
what to do what to do what to do. on one hand i want to be included in outings but now i am invited i dont wanna go? this is nonsense. i want to migrate away lah. start of on the wrong foot. and the wrong hand also. everything wrong. oh crap fml. everyone is loving their jcs and having their jcs love them back but i am the other way round. i am exceedingly screwed up in every way imaginable. oh gosh i hate myself can i be reborned?
so many of people have undergone exceptional revolution in their respective junior colleges but i am still same old. have not found any breakthrough in life yet, am not going to find my potential anytime soon ):
biggest regret of life? so many biggest regrets.
yes i get the theory of ' its nice to have people around, but its not necessary '
like i have to keep note of what i say/do when there's people around but if i'm just lazing around in my habitat then i can do anything i want, for example shit in my bed or something.
how now holy brown cow
two years of bliss or torture
how can i change my attitude to adapt to the new environment. the odds are against me. the evens are against me too. whoa me versus everyone
oh my shit god how how amen lord heavenly father please help me i am so sorry and regretful that i only turn to you in times of need and even show disrespect and insicerity by typing out a prayer online. i am sorry for thinking bad and selfish thoughts about you can you punish me. i am so so so sorry. how can i atone and repent
must i give up something precious to me.
i am a shameless woman.
can you forgive me oh lord god
photos of happy people in happy groups in happy schools engaging in happy activities and having happy smiles.
and i am not in those pictures.
like a loner.
like if maybe got photos of sad people in sad groups in sad schools engaging in saddening activities having sad smiles then facebook would be a more wonderful platform to socialize right.
RIGHT.
and i didnt go for MG outing ): should have gone though. i am so so sorry lah they bought tickets for me and i didnt go because i didnt feel like. shit lah i am like a blardy asshole wtf. dont know what people think of me last time but now shit lah now i am no longer seen as a good person. never was.
what to do what to do what to do. on one hand i want to be included in outings but now i am invited i dont wanna go? this is nonsense. i want to migrate away lah. start of on the wrong foot. and the wrong hand also. everything wrong. oh crap fml. everyone is loving their jcs and having their jcs love them back but i am the other way round. i am exceedingly screwed up in every way imaginable. oh gosh i hate myself can i be reborned?
so many of people have undergone exceptional revolution in their respective junior colleges but i am still same old. have not found any breakthrough in life yet, am not going to find my potential anytime soon ):
biggest regret of life? so many biggest regrets.
yes i get the theory of ' its nice to have people around, but its not necessary '
like i have to keep note of what i say/do when there's people around but if i'm just lazing around in my habitat then i can do anything i want, for example shit in my bed or something.
how now holy brown cow
two years of bliss or torture
how can i change my attitude to adapt to the new environment. the odds are against me. the evens are against me too. whoa me versus everyone
oh my shit god how how amen lord heavenly father please help me i am so sorry and regretful that i only turn to you in times of need and even show disrespect and insicerity by typing out a prayer online. i am sorry for thinking bad and selfish thoughts about you can you punish me. i am so so so sorry. how can i atone and repent
must i give up something precious to me.
i am a shameless woman.
can you forgive me oh lord god
i'm still loving you anyway
this is a song title. i like.
hahaha. well. i did something very rude. 11/02/12. but yes. i did it. anyway. cannot blog it out coz people will think that i am glorifying my misdoings. but remember this day. i did something rude. like a really rude.
new class. new school. where i dont know anyone. good or not? dont know.
i miss st nicks. those times when mdm lee would be so cute. and teach math in chinese.miss yee calling the wrong class. ms nah going 'the onus is on you' anna leong too. mrs ong going'aiyoooo'
why cant i stay in st nicks forever and ever and ever. ):
and valentine's day when we would buy roses and chocolates for each other. look at this year's valentine's day. so horrible.
everything has turned to memories i just wished i knew the truth behind the lies.
damn effing tired i think i will sleep in class everyday and the ms cheong will write a horrible testimonial for me. saying that i have poor conduct bad attitude. blah blah. and i hate the blardy pe teacher lah can. even though his voice is v nice and husky. like brad pitt. but he acts like king. 'if you stay too far from school then TOO BAD' oh fuck you. what the hell cant he just be sympathetic. we are trying to get used to your blardy school system. people travel from the other end of the world every single blardy day just to see your shitface. HONOURED MUCH?
and the other teacher who keeps going ' i'm the fiercest teacher in school' okay whatever, i'm the fiercest student in school!
then, 'you dont want to see my monstrosity and how much i can rage'
who gives a shit lah seriously.
and he sounds like an idiot. like he cant even pronounce the words properly. hope no one gives him vday present.
hahaha. well. i did something very rude. 11/02/12. but yes. i did it. anyway. cannot blog it out coz people will think that i am glorifying my misdoings. but remember this day. i did something rude. like a really rude.
new class. new school. where i dont know anyone. good or not? dont know.
i miss st nicks. those times when mdm lee would be so cute. and teach math in chinese.miss yee calling the wrong class. ms nah going 'the onus is on you' anna leong too. mrs ong going'aiyoooo'
why cant i stay in st nicks forever and ever and ever. ):
and valentine's day when we would buy roses and chocolates for each other. look at this year's valentine's day. so horrible.
everything has turned to memories i just wished i knew the truth behind the lies.
damn effing tired i think i will sleep in class everyday and the ms cheong will write a horrible testimonial for me. saying that i have poor conduct bad attitude. blah blah. and i hate the blardy pe teacher lah can. even though his voice is v nice and husky. like brad pitt. but he acts like king. 'if you stay too far from school then TOO BAD' oh fuck you. what the hell cant he just be sympathetic. we are trying to get used to your blardy school system. people travel from the other end of the world every single blardy day just to see your shitface. HONOURED MUCH?
and the other teacher who keeps going ' i'm the fiercest teacher in school' okay whatever, i'm the fiercest student in school!
then, 'you dont want to see my monstrosity and how much i can rage'
who gives a shit lah seriously.
and he sounds like an idiot. like he cant even pronounce the words properly. hope no one gives him vday present.
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