"While i wooed, playing Bach was a tatic,
Causing orgasms intergalatic.
But when Beethoven played,
I never got laid;
Ludwig's music was anti-climatic"
"Excitable mathematicians
fuck in only prime numbered positions.
For the factor while screwing,
Would so heighten their wooing
As to cause premature sperm emissions"
"Demosthenes mastered motion
Through the ancient Greek art of fellation,
As he tried to emote
With that cock down his throat
He improved his syllabification"
"Said Pinocchio's lover, midst sighs,
My puppet's technique takes the prize.
He gives me full measure
Through dishonest pleasure.
I sit on his face and he lies"
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