Sunday, January 8, 2012

sad pissed angry ( SPA )

yesterday 7 jan 2012 i am very SPA
because got this bloody bitchy woman say i give her face.
walao please lah. prease lah. my face so nice give you for what.
she kept asking me to give her warm water and i was like wait. then i put my five fingers up and give the stop sign. she dont understand because she very stupid. so whatever. and she got 2 chewren. one very very fat girl. like 7 years old. ( and she was wearing a freaking ballerina dress. ) yuck. is cinderella fat?
nope. duh.
and another boy who thinks is michael jackson and keeps doing shit moves on the floor while the waitresses were serving hot food. walao eh kanasai. then we spill the food coz of this shit human being become our fault lah.
then the woman told the manager i dont want to serve her. SHIT YOU. and she samor say i give her face. walao walao walao. BITCH.
shit man i hope she gets fired from her job and have to live in a one-room flat.
then the manager say oh maybe because the customer AKA BITCH dont like your face. maybe your face make her angry. walao God made me this way. so you dont like God lah. He also dont like you yeah. thats why he give you fat and dumb shit as chewren.
and did i forget to add that she has a super old man thats old enough to be her father as her husband? okay so she married a sugar daddy. hope she gets diabetes soonest.
the man is super old and resembles a bull dog. he has puffy cheeks and a bulbous nose and wrinkled skin. big-time pig-time
have you seen him? a big fat mother fucker walking around oh my god a huge pile of redundant protoplasm. immense, big sized massive belly and a big fat fucking ass
and as you look at him you wonder, how does this man take a shit?
and even more frightening, how does he wipe his ass? can he even locate his asshole? he must require assistance! are paramedics trained in this field?
his monstrous swollen beer belly hanging dangerously low over his poor belt buckle
and as you stand before the two of them you begin to wonder to yourself, do this people fuck?
is this man actually capable of fucking this woman? it doesn't seem structurally possible that these two people could achieve penetration. how did these two chewren come about?
God help us.
Jesus Lord, protector of all that is good and holy, deliver me from fat people and fat chewren
okay.
this is the life of a low life worker.
goodbye.
i might die soon.
tomorrow..

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