hello. so i have been working random jobs. and i rather hate a particular job at a particular S ( ass ) hotel. the job is rather shyt. kanasai job.
so here goes. i sign up for the job at a certain agency at clarke quay TCC ( talk colourful cock ) agency. yup and lots of colourful vibrant cock they did talk. and then we were trained by this guy, jumat. he is a big shot i think. his sons are the butlers of Beyonce! Lo and behold! he is quite funny.
'if you serve Obama, how you serve? shake shake shake. cannot shake ah! if you shake you will drop the plates then how...just think they are ladies and gentlemen like yourself.. serve the way you want to be served...blah blah. we were supposed to register at 3pm and training starts then for 4 hours. so would be until 7pm. but the mr jumat says most likely will end at 8pm cause he has 272 slides. ( mostly pointless, as no one really obeys the rules and regulations )
yup so he skipped most of the slides. saying, 'if you all want to early go home, then you pay attention! if i ask questions you can answer, then i can skip. IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOU ' then they went out for like 30 minutes for smoke break leaving like almost 50 of us stoning in the cramped room. wtf more like DEPENDS ON HOW LONG THEY SMOKE. okay and he checked our attire. must put hair net hair must be in a bun etc etc and wear black tailored pants not skinny jeans/jeans allowed! if dont have can buy at the office.
then he go through how to serve how to sit the guest etc. kept making fun of a guy by saying he's weak coz he could not push a table as the jumat was stepping on the leg. what the shit. ok so the in charge people gave us some numbers to call, saying if we wanna work we just call these numbers and the people will book slots for us. so we very happy that night immediately phone them. numbers could not get through so we tried again the next day. the person kept saying ' later i call you back now i doing my work.' i called at 10 am he returned the call at 8pm. very good. really effective management.
okay first day of work as ASS hotel. 17 december 2011. a certain hotel near city hall mrt. yup. went there at 4pm to get ready, work starts at 5pm. had to queue to get security pass then queue again to take uniform then put bag and go for briefing outside the ballroom. THREE MANAGERS. two chinese managers and one indian manager. the chinese manager in charge of us had a horse like face adorned with tiny slanted fish shaped eyes. and together with a protuding chin, he resembled an offspring of a horse and a hippopotamus. a HORTAMUS. he gives us a floor plan of the ballroom and the menu. didnt know must bring a pen so tried very hard to remember every single blardy word that he spouted with a lisp. got horrible english.
" FIRST TIMERS COMPILE COMPACT OR WHATEVER SHIT HERE '
IF THINGS GOES WRONG, YOU WILL BE IN DEEP SHIT'
'I DOESNT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN'
and so on kanasai inkrish.
he ask who got zero experience in serving, so i stood out with 3 other guys. we had to stand in the middle. 'cannot cross the boundary!' says HORTAMUS. his real name is acherly HER BIRD LEE. YUP. his wife is probably called MRS HIS COCK LEE. that is, if any woman is willing to marry him.
he acts as if he owns the place with his chao ang beng gayshit voice commanding and talking.
then the other manager scremas on the phone ' 他妈的！伱給我醬多新人!' then we were damn scared coz we might be sent home. okay so HORTAMUS/HER BIRD LEE assigns people tables. then while he does that we have to stand and stone. and freak out. for 1 hour plus. then the indian manager finally decides to just let us serve drinks and clear plates. okay. so we ready to go and work. i damn sccared so got scared stressed expression. then got one first timer girl tell the TCC agent, 'wo ming tian bu yao zuo le ' she worked at MICE before, but as she was new she was a first timer and they just made her serve drinks. then come here, again considered first timer, so when are they going to give her the right to serve food? she ask the agent. maybe the TCC agent was pissed cause the manager scolded him. so he shouted at her, 'ni xian zai zuo zhe fen gong shi bu shi bu shuang? ' (you where not comfy) fuck you lah, she was just asking a question. and he shouted at her, so i tried to intevene and explain and ask why do you have to scold us when we did nothing wrong? then the girl started crying. the agent said he did not scold us. then the girl said , 'ni jiang da sheng han wo ni hai jiang ni mei you ma wo?! ' then cry, blah blah explain. and he shouts' ni de grooming dou cuo le! zuo gong bu ke yi chuan zhe ge ku zi! ' but apparently the jumat approved of the pants, so why is the agent scolding her now? Mr Jumat told her to buy those pants. getting scolded for nothing. poor poor us. AND THERE WERE MANY 2ND/3RD/4TH TIMERS WEARING SKINNY JEANS AND HAD NO HAIR NET WITH HAIR ALL OVER THE PLACE . AND THEY ARE ALLOWED TO WORK. THEY JUST PICK ON US. IF THEY DONT WANT US TO WORK THEY WILL COME UP WITH ANY RANDOM EXCUSE LIKE, 'YOUR HAIR CANNOT. YOU GOT ONE STRAND OF HAIR OUT. WHAT IF DROP INTO THE FOOD? THE GUEST WILL GET STOMACH CANCER ARE YOU GOING TO COMPENSATE? BLAH BLAH BLAH. EVEN IF YOU GEL YOUR HAIR HE CAN SAY THAT A GELLED STRAND CAN DROP INTO THE FOOD AND CAUSE MEDICAL PROBLEMS. EVEN THE YOUR BREATH IS A HEALTH HAZARD. SICKENING FUCKING MANAGERS the vulgar manager sent a boy home coz of his haircolour he shouted ' GET OUT " at him. rude shit. obviously biased. ok so i go in the the ballroom having the company D&D event. got 103 tables.
so having had the shock of my life, i was scared stiff and the fucking indian manager gave me despising look,
' WHY YOU GIVE LONG FACE '
so i shoot back with utmost cool and confidence,
'THEN WHY YOU GIVE BLACK FACE'
yup. of course i didnt say that. i just said.' huh, no'
BUT SERIOUSLY. HIS FACE WAS AS BLACK AS MY HAIR AND MY FACE WAS NOT AS LONG AS HIS. HE HAD THE FACE OF A HIPPOPOTAMUS. SERIOUSLY .
YOU GIVE BLACK FACE EVERYDAY TO EVERYBODY.
MY FACE SHORTER THEN YOURS WANNA MEASURE.
chou hei ren
okay. then the rest of the event was okay, i worked with two china girls and two china guys and one singapore guy ( leader ). they were nice and showed me around the kitchen. and also got ask me if i wanna drink anything and he pour for me ( the china guy ) . okay so quite friendly. then had to serve, clear, refill drinks. a lot of food wastage. but guests were rather polite. okay. thought can koupe some leftovers, but no such beginner's luck.
okay so at 11.20 pm i ran like crazy with the china girl to sign out. got long queue. okay then sign out le take bag go home. IN TOTAL STOOD FOR 7 HOURS. thank you HORTAMUSES
the older workers are nicer, they told me to smile and dont worry too much. yup. thank you to them. but seriously. 6.50/hour and work until like that. get scolded for nothing no leftovers to feed on stand till your legs are filled with lactic acid. when the hotel is earning at 103.80 SGD per person. what a scam, what a rip off.
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