Monday, May 16, 2011

just some things to be miserable about (:

Soldiers who miss killing people
Poisonous berries
Your face
Jealousy
The desire of wanting your enemies to like you
People who like themselves
Sloth
Pride
Happiness
Dying while waiting for the mail to come
Third times that are not the charm
People who assume that God is whatever gender and ethnicity they are
Men with Jesus beards
Coveting thy neighbour's salary
Pitch-correction software that makes people who cant sing into pop stars
the randomness of the universe
People having more facebook friends than you
Lying about your weight
Lying about your height
Farting during meetings
Toothbrushes in toilet bowls
Stagnant salaries
Small talk
Going to bed and never waking up
Politicians that dabble in poetry
Poets that dabble in politics
The end of the world
The possibility that the arrival of a meteorite will extinguish all life on Earth
People who embrace themselves
Having no one comment on your status updates on facebook even though theyre really funny/sad/depressing/suicidal
Loneliness
Empty-ness
Going to bed angry
Knowing when your primary school friend is going to ntuc thanks to facebook
Being happy that youre sad
Being sad that youre happy

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